This is a letter sent to me by Mark Godfrey after he read this site.
Dear Sir,
Great web-site! Hilarious!
But on a serious note, Sir, I would like to know how you feel about the Constitution of the US being illegal. I don't mean illegal in the abstract sense, for surely this is the case. I mean illegal, Period. If you hold the Constitution you are holding an illegal document, since the Constitution is of course written on Hemp paper, and this contains THC and thus violates 'zero-tolerance'. This zero-tolerance has been used to make birdseed illegal since it contains 0.0001% THC by the Clinton administration and US government. Hemp paper would have analogous amounts of this dreaded drug, and should be apparently be seized immediately.
The Constitution has been ignored since the 1972 CSA act, so why not just outlaw the whole damn document, and therefore get around all those troubling 'freedoms' it talks of. It just makes the masses more un-manageable. 'Zero-tolerance' seems a great place to start!
Hmmm, Canada seems to have a Constitution. Wonder if they have computer jobs??
mark godfrey
net engineer
Missouri
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